CORKTOWN FEDORA HAT – DARK GREY

DESCRIPTION

Corktown? Like a town made of cork? What?

No, my friend. The fabled Corktown district, after which this magnificent fedora was named, is a true-blue, bona fide testament of grit, elbow grease and stick-to-itiveness. As the longest-standing neighborhood in Detroit, Corktown has seen booms, busts, bootlegging, bribery — actually, we probably got carried away with the alliteration. We'll leave it at that.

Like the storied locale, the Corktown will endure. Place it on your head and just try to give up. We dare you.

In fact, we do NOT recommend the Corktown if you're trying to quit any of the following activities:

• Smoking
• Espionage for a foreign government
• Huffing paint
• Biting your nails
• Hanging around lame people like that guy Ryan who is always complaining
• Judge Judy marathons
• Putting off doing that thing

We definitely think you should quit those things. You should just pick a different hat while trying to do it.

MATERIALS

The Corktown is built to last. Some things, however, that are built to last look really bad. You know, like rocks. Or black mold. This hat is not like rocks or black mold.

Exhibit A: The 100% pure Australian wool. Exhibit B: The fine nylon grosgrain band, with a subtle, badass man-bow (which is NOTHING like a man-bun). We could go on, believe us.

SPECS

Brim: 3 1/2"
Crown: 5"
Band: 2" nylon grosgrain with subtle pinch

HAT SIZE CHART

All sizes are measured in centimeters circumference.