A hat's a powerful thing. It has the ability to transform a man, giving him the confidence, self-assurance and power to transcend his current station and become the person he was destined to be.

How confident are we of this? Simply put, if your hat doesn't make you say "Damn, son!" when you look in the mirror, we'll cover your shipping to send it in and find the right fit.

This, my friend, is the Damnson Guarantee. Try it and find out.